surprisebitch:

the dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. 

the future is now

(via theskunkcatcher)

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

(via sunshineology)

lifesapoison:

lifesapoison

This is hilarious.

(via odinsblog)

nombinary:

fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.
Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen


Okay that’s excellent

nombinary:

fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.

Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen

Okay that’s excellent

(via corpsazorsomething)

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. — Thích Nhất Hạnh (via psychedelicsunshine)

(via psychonaut-astronaut321)